Tales from the Crypt Episode 70: Revenge Is the Nuts

General Information

Director: Jonas McCord

Writer: Shel Willens

Cast: Anthony Zerbe, Teri Polo, John Savage, Bibi Besch, Isaac Hayes, John Kassir, and Tim Sampson

Composer: Ulrich Sinn

Air Date: 11/16/1994



Upon arriving in a home for the blind, an attractive woman named Shelia (Teri Polo) is subjected to the abuse of Arnie Grunwald (Anthony Zerbe)—a sadistic Tales from the Crypt Revenge Is the Nutsmanager who agrees to feed and warm the facility occupants in exchange for sexual favors. Along with Benny (John Savage)—a timid staff member and former mental patient—and fellow residents Armelia (Bibi Besch), Osgood (Tim Sampson), and Samuel (Isaac Hayes), Shelia decides to turn the tables on her caretaker.

This offering is a lackluster remake of the “Blind Alleys” segment from Amicus Productions’ Tales from the Crypt anthology film. Shelia’s relationship with Benny should, however, be commended for adding a poignant angle to a classic revenge story.



Tales from the Crypt Revenge Is the NutsCoerced into complying with the psychotic plans of Arnie Grunwald, Benny—a gentle and unassuming maintenance worker with a heartfelt connection to the blind home residents—may evoke sympathy from the audience. Also worth noting is that the character of Benny has no equivalent in the original film, allowing him to serve as a wild card in Grunwald’s conflict with Shelia, Armelia, Samuel, and Osgood.



Despite showcasing better production values than those of the aforementioned “Blind Alleys” segment, “Revenge Is the Nuts” is hampered by one significant Tales from the Crypt Revenge Is the Nutsshortcoming: actor John Savage fails to convey the subtle apathy of his counterpart from the 1972 version, instead portraying the head caretaker as a cartoonish and one-dimensional villain. Specifically, rather than merely ignoring the complaints of the blind people and wasting all food, heat, and luxury items on his own comfort, Grunwald goes out of his way to torture and sexually humiliate those under his supervision, even walling off the facility bathroom with a layer of bricks—an over-the-top depiction of sociopathic behavior that, at least in the real world, would likely result in severe legal consequences.



Tales from the Crypt Revenge Is the NutsThough quite brutal, the predicament of Grunwald as depicted in the final scene is justified by the cruel, malicious manner with which he preys upon disabled victims in prior sequences.


Concluding Comments

“Revenge Is the Nuts” offers a modern update on an iconic Tales from the Crypt narrative. Nevertheless, horror fans of a serious nature may wish to avoid this campy, unrealistic episode in favor of the version directed by Freddie Francis.


Overall Quality: 6/10


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